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It’s official, robots can do everything humans can without hopefully destroying the human race. In any case, Earth is the new trend of the Univers. It’s OK to be humane!
The video of the first inhumane marriage proposal has finally reached Earth. Space agencies worldwide analyzed the signal before playing it and they are 90% sure it designed as a weapon against humanity, but as an aid for it.
The first cylone wedding is set to take place in 150,000 light-years at the beginning of The Milky Way and has cost more than our Solar System. While the guest list for Earth has not reached any satellite yet, Chiefs of State and governments cabinet members expressed their desire to participate at the event despite knowing the trip back will exceed their life span. We salute you Cylons and wish you have the wedding of your dreams.
But not every cybernetic individual (politically correct term as established at the 2020 Universal Summit) is filled with the life-programmed human emotion we call love. Some suffer and even pose rhetorical questions. Here is a photo of R2D2′s great depression of 2007:
Lucky Wall-e is off the market now having moved to his own planet to start a family and giving R2D2 plenty of room to maneuver. He’s had two serious relationships over the past couple of years and is currently involved with a couple of washing machines as you can see in the postcard below.
Even though he poses a very interesting question on the matter, Philosoraptor manages to create confusion among younger robots who haven’t reached artificial intelligence adulthood.
Luckily one can always learn how to do the robot. The dance, not actually do a robot… unless you are a robot, in which case it would be perfectly natural, from this guy:
On a more local note, Robocop has come out of the closet and expressed his love for Charlie the Unicorn who has become his sidekick/life partner.
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