White Lie

Lead researcher at the Lightman Group and former Captain Planet fan Eli Loker applies radical honesty to third graders.

The Dunphys however did not appreciate Loker’s singalong saying it confused their son into telling a white lie involving the breaking of a coffee table that resulted in their housekeeper being deported.
“Not all white lies have dark endings” Luke’s father Phil added “most are grayish… and tend to fade in the background.”

Here is the catchy song all elementary school students are humming, we let you decide whether it is a good tool for deporting illegal aliens or not.

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