Whose PoPoker Face?

Knope v. Cartman in an epic battle to become Lady Gaga’s remake.

Lesle Knope: “Although I never player roulette with the mafia, I still believe I am perfect for the remake.
In politics you see, you gotta have a if I may say, you have to completely strip of your emotions and do what’s best for the country”.

Leslie’s audition tape was sent in by an anonymous work colleague:

Eric Theodore Cartman: “I want to help Lady Gaga with the remake because I have a sensible soul and I also have throat cancer so this might, cough cough, might be my last chance to use my.. like my dead grandma used to say…God rest her soul, cough cough, angelic voice. Ow and one time I once injured myself in a park in Pawnee during a school trip, sob sob”.

Here is the tape with Cartman’s audition:

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